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SURPRISE!! We’re having sex!”
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“Is nice!”
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“Rape is natural, rape is fun, rape is best when it’s five on one!”
~Professor Ajay Rawat on Rape
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Life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease. Although it cannot be cured, it can be treated with a large dose of death. Thus, the best treatment for life is to ensure that death is administered as soon as possible: one time-tested strategy is leaving the infected baby in a dumpster. This treatment is ineffective; [...]
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Bond, James Bond 007 (born Ian ‘Bob’ Fleming) is an ultra-suave British secret agent – formerly secret, anyway. Bond is noted for his love of martinis (stirred, not shaken), women (shaken, [...]
Chemistry (the study of dumbing down physics) was first invented by Sir Francis Chemistry, in 1625, along with stockings for men, bikini waxing and the electric centipede. Chemistry derived from the science of cooking. The first modern chemist was Alfred Nobel, whose edible dynamite (an early and futile design) started the whole discipline. Even today, though modern chemistry is considered a branch of alchemy (the science of randomly mixing anything together, like cats and cheese sandwiches, in the vain hope ok making the element of Gold, or even better, the fabled element of Surprise), much of chemistry taught in schools is simply cooking (with explosive cats) and some older text books even refer to the subject as ‘ye olde theoreticale cookinge’. Some experts, however, disagree, as recorded in the famous 847CE publication of Phlogging the Phlogiston, by Marcus Arrhenius Berzelius, famed Stoic and composer of the Classical classic Harold in Italy. These experts argue that, in fact, Chemistry is not about alchemy at all [i.e.; nascent chemistry] at all, but instead, as the French put it, le seul sexe que je vais avoir ce soir. Since it’s French, no one really cares anyway. Chemistry made huge advances when Steven Spielberg noted that movies containing big booms did better in the box office than movies with small booms or none at all. After some initial success along these lines, chemistry became the subject of an unsuccessful hostile takeover bid by Physics. It must be noted, however, that although Chemistry provides far more ways, especially for the amateur truck driver, to blow things up, Physics stuck it in poor Chemistry’s eye with its accomplishments at Hiroshima and Nagasaki……………………………………………….
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