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The famous Time Magazine cover.
“LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”
~ A “Tear Eyed” Chris Crocker on Britney [...]
Life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease. Although it cannot be cured, it can be treated with a large dose of death. Thus, the best treatment for life is to ensure that death is administered as soon as possible: one time-tested strategy is leaving the infected baby in a dumpster. This treatment is ineffective; [...]
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Bond, James Bond 007 (born Ian ‘Bob’ Fleming) is an ultra-suave British secret agent – formerly secret, anyway. Bond is noted for his love of martinis (stirred, not shaken), women (shaken, [...]
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